24.05.2012 → ANeh

Adakah sinar ataupun sirna membawa daku ke sini?
Segalanya sama mengabur mata
Aku tidak mengerti

Prasangka
Menjelma
Di minda
Menimbulkan sangsi

Suatu yang penuh misteri
Kini bermula menyelubungi
Tak tahu mengapa tapi kuterasa
Bagai sesuatu yang aneh akan terjadi

Adakah mimpi atau realiti?
Atau sekadar tekanan emosi?
Terasa diriku bagai di buru
Oh apakah salah aku?

Dilema
Bersangkar
Di kepala
Ku mangsa situasi

Apa yang ku maksudkan
Bukanlah rekaan untuk mendapat perhatian
Walau sukar tuk dipercaya
Tapi itu bisikan hati yang dapat kurasa
Bagai suatu bayang mengekori
Dari siang ke malam berterusan mencari
Semoga ini hanyalah fantasi
Dan katakan padaku bermimpi di siang hari

Aku sangat suka KRU...lelagi lagu lama dier....peerrggghhhh!~ gua nak balik zaman muda² dulu!!!~

ahahhahahahahahahhaha dulu parent aku slalu suruh ikut jejak langkah norman yusri and edry dalam pelajaran....walaupun diorg ada minat yg sangat mendalam dalam music, mereka tetap teruskan pelajaran ke peringkat yg tinggi...so, umie ngan walid pun terapkan kat kitorg...walau camaner minat skalipun kat bidang lain, bidang pelajaran jgn dilupakan....

and i'm glad i didn't...jadi lah jugak manusia ni kan...eheheheh

cheers!~

23.05.2012 → mmG sPeeChLesS GiLEr bILe SeSeORaNG bERkatA bEGitU.....

hmMm...hari ni agak hadap sket utk aku...damn..dugaan makin kuat betol utk aku lately....lelagi pasal benda yg relate ngan bab² kawen ni...huh..
tak payah nk citer beria kat sini apa yg berlaku dari pagi...tapi nak citer satu bnda yg berlaku pada aku, yg bebetol buat aku speechless....


Di dalam bilik meeting, tetiba ada makhluk ALLAH ni tanya; 
Dier: yaya, ko dah pernah kawen kan dulu..?
Aku: haa? *dengan muka terkejut
Dier: aku dengar kata ko ni ibu tunggal eh..?
Aku: hanya gelak haaahhahahahhahahah *gelak panjang sket...terkenang anak²ku di umah tu hahhahhahahha

apa yg terlintas kat kepala hotak aku:
bodoh! melayu yg tak tahu erti adab..nak tanya boleh...tapi agak² laa kot...tak perlu lantang sangat!~
knapa org suka amik tahu pasal hal² peribadi ek...? naper takder pun org tanya pasal rahsia kejayaan ker...camaner yaya leh dapat full mark setiap kali appraisal ker...
melayu....hebat sangat bab² gossip ni hahhahah

Pasni kena lah aku g lari Jerman lah nanti hehhheheh 
Smith Detection...tolong laa bg jawapan yg pasti...
miahahhahhha gua nak keje ngan lu ni!~
hahahahhahahahhahah 

Note: Bumi ni bulat...lari ke mana jerk pun..tetap manusia akan bercakap pasal kita kan...takper...hihihihihihihihih chaiyyookkk Yaya!!~

18.05.2012 → kARaOkE aFtER mARRiaGE

hmMM..okay benda ni tetiba menjadi isu perbualan hangat antara kawan² aku...yang mana mereka ni tergolong dalam geng² karok aku...kitorg mmg kaki karok masa kat JB dulu...then basically kalau aku balik JB pun mmg kitorg akan spend masa utk gather and karok sesama...

Topik perbualan adalah: Yaya after kawen nnt leh karok lagi ke? Beyonce bagi ker...? 

DAMNNNNN!!~ 
benci bincangkan soalan sensitip ni tau....beyonce mmg laa kaki karok eh jap...bukan kaki laa tapi dier layan karok...sore dier pun sedap...heheheh...anyway, dier pun tahu yg aku ni kaki karok jugak...but, not sure after kawen nnt camaner...adakah aku akan still leh karok bersama kawan² yg lain...or camaner....hmMM...kalau g ngan dier mgkin takder masalah la kot....but how bout of i want to go karoks with my frens...? damn...never tot of that...nevermind...don't wanna think to much of it....

sebab??? sebabnya....pada aku lah kan...apa yg penting adalah kebahagiaan rumah tangga kan...?so, senang jerk..pada hari kejadian, kalau aku mntak izin dari beyonce utk g karok bersama tawan² yang lain; dua kemungkinan laa kan...BAGI tau TAK BAGI.... kalau beyonce bg pegi, aku pegi laa...kalau tak, aku tak g laa....kalau gian sangat nak karok...g aaa ajak beyonce...ye tak?? hehehehe benda mudah...tak payah nk dikomplikatedkan sangat...hehehhehehhe hati tu kna yakin...and kna pasrah...bahawa perkahwinan adalah mengenai dua hati...bukan ikut hati sndiri....kna ada give and take di situ...kan...? ehhehehehhe

excited plak ni...tak sabar nak bergelar isteri...hehehehehehhe nak main masak² utk suami...heheheh nak kemas² umah ngan suami...heheheheheh lagi laa beyonce yg jadi laki nok.....mmg best....hehehhheheh

YA ALLAH, semoga segala nyer berjalan lancar...and ku berharap semoga Kau berikan lah kebahagiaan kepada keluarga yg bakal di bina ini...Amin.....

15.05.2012 → whY wOMeN LeFt hER mAN

i dunno bout anyone else....but i think it's logic!~
hehehehehhehehhe dumped!~
NEXTTTT!~

HAppy tuesday!!~
Cheers!!~

14.05.2012 → giRLFrIEnD, FiANCee aND....iSteRi

1st² berkawan dulu.......knal latar belakang....perangai luaran...then jadilah girlfriend...bile jadi girlfriend maksudnya knal ngan lebey rapat lagi...berkawan utk knal lagi 2nd layer of perangai masing²....hehehehe masa ni leh marah² dah...leh majuk² dah..hehehehhehe biler cam dah ngam, and bole tahan ngan 2nd stage ni, baru lah leh knal ngan parents masing²....then leh laaa tunang and bergelar Fiancee to Fiance...hehheheheh pastu baru lah bole mmbuat persiapan utk melangkah ke alaf baru iaitu perkahwinan...hehhhehheh 

mmg dah ditetapkan perjalanan idup manusia ni berbeza²....aku lain, kau lain, mereka pun lain....

ALLAH dah tentukan apa yg akan berlaku dalam life kita...sejak roh kita ditiupkan dalam perut ibu lagi...cuma kita ni harus mencari jalan yg terbaik supaya apa yang berlaku akan dapat dikurangkan impaknya...and supaya kita kuat menghadapi apa yg didatangkan kat kita...kan ke itu ujian dari Tuhan kan...hehehehhe

okay...utk aku plak...perjalanan perhubungan ngan beyonce bukan lah seperti orang² lain...kitog menghadapai byk benda² pelik and kesukaran² yg boleh dikatakan agak pelik jugak hehehehehhe then, kitorg pun menggunakan cara yg pelik (lain dari org lain) utk menghadapi apa yg datang hehehheheh

kitorg berharap jugak kalau boleh laa kan nak jugak menjalani step 1st sampai akhir tu normal cam org hehehehe but, what to do....heheh apa pun, pasrah akan ketentuan ALLAH...tu yg mmpu kami buat...heheheheh tangan ni gatal jerk nak cerita in details apa yg berlaku...tapi errmmm...cam tak sesuai polak nak story mory kat sini....kang sampai esok pun tak tentu lagi abis hehehehe tapi sapa yg rajin nak korek² dari entry² sbelum ni mngkn leh dapat agak kot hehehhehehehe

anyway, after tunang of coz laa akan kawen kan yeaahhhhh!!!~ after discussed, kitorg dah pilih tarikh 27th May 2012 sebagai majlis nikah kami nnt!~ hehehehehe sebenarnya nak pilih 26th...tapi tok imam not available on that day...but nevermind...date is just a date heheheheh...heheheheheh lagi 13hari....berdebar sungguh rasa nya....ahhahahhahah tak sabar pun ada...heheheheheh alhamdulillah persiapan dalam 80% tu dah siap...tinggal nak rangkumkan jerk smua...huhuhuhuhuhu 

nnt kalau ada masa leh jugak nak kongsi² budget utk buat majlis ni...kitorg nk buat serendah² harga yg bole..bukan apa...tak mau mmbazir..kalau boleh, duit tu biar lebey ke bahagian makan...sbbnyer, nak menjamu org tu yg penting...biar sedap and cukup smuanya...heheh yang lain etc pelamin, baju, hantaran dll tu buat cukup syarat jerk...tu adat jerk..bukan menda yg wajib...hehehehehheh tol tak...nnt laaa...kalau dah siap smua nyer...leh post skali ngan gambar kan...ehehheheh

Doakan yang terbaik okay!~

to beyonce: thanks for step-in into my life while everybody wanna move away...i know it's hard to suit me in your life, but i'm glad we've tried...and now, i put all my heart in this relationship...and pray for the best for us..thanks for accepting me for who i am...i miss you and love you every second in my life...

Mode → tetiba terharu cam nak nangess...uuwwaaaa!~

Cheers!~

11.05.2012 → ceRitA LawaK aDik bERadIK

Kisah dua beradik pergi ke pekan naik moto.

Abang bersekolah tingkatan tiga, si adik masih tadika lagi.

Apabila sampai di pekan, puas juga si abang nak cari kat mana sesuai nak paking nih. Dia takut parking sembarangan, takut moto kapcai buruknya kena kebas. Maklumlah kuncinya mana-mana pun boleh start.

Si adik pun dah mula rasa pelik, abang asyik berlegar legar je.

Adik     : Abang, ngapa pusing pusing je nih. Kan dah sampai.

Abang   : Abang tengah cari tempat parking laa ,,,

Adik     : Situ kan ada ...

Abang   : Takut la situ, kena rembat moto ni kang, sapa nak jawab.

Adik     : Haa ,,,adik ada satu tempat.

Abang  : Tempat apa?

Adik     : Kat mana nak parking laa...

Abang  : Mana?

Adik     : Sana . .. sebelah kete tu.(sambil menuding jari di sebelah kereta Ferrari Sport yang tak berbumbung)

Abang   : Naper situ lak ..

Adik      : Alahhhh,,,,kan kereta tu mahal,, jadi kalau orang nak curi, dia mesti nak yang mahal lahhh..selamatlah moto kita..

09.05.2012 → kUCinG gEmOk mAti aKHiRnYA...

Seekor kucing yang menjadi tumpuan umum kerana memiliki berat badan mencecah 18 kilogram (kg) mati akibat komplikasi kesihatan kerana terlalu gemuk, kata pihak pengurusan sebuah rumah perlindungan haiwan.

Kucing jantan bernama Meow, berusia antara dua hingga lima tahun itu dihantar untuk tinggal di Rumah Perlindungan Haiwan dan Persatuan Kemanusiaan Santa Fe pada bulan lalu selepas pemiliknya yang berusia 87 tahun tidak lagi berupaya menjaga haiwan tersebut.

Meow kemudian menjalani terapi diet dengan perkembangan kucing itu disiarkan di laman Facebook.

Pengarah rumah perlindungan berkenaan, Mary Martin memberitahu kelmarin bahawa berat Meow turun 0.9 kilogram dan kucing tersebut berada dalam keadaan baik tetapi ia mula mengalami masalah pernafasan.

Kucing itu menjalani beberapa ujian termasuk ujian jantung dan X-ray serta diberikan bantuan oksigen untuk bernafas.Namun, Meow akhirnya mati pada 5/5/2012.

Punca berat badan Meow meningkat masih tidak dapat dipastikan tetapi menurut Martin, kucing itu mungkin diberikan makanan berkalori tinggi dan tidak aktif.

ni laa gambar kucing yg berat 18kg tu....rasanya Tabby jauh lagi nak dapat size badan camtu kot...RIP ye Meow!~

Nota Kaki: risau plak ngan tabby ni....addduuuhhhh.... masalahnya dier sangat malas nak senam...ajak jalan pun tak mau....dem dem dem...heheheh tapi kengkadang main kejar² ngan blacky...main kejar² bola...tu cukup tak...? ke tak cukup lagi...adduuuhhhh....risau ni....risau risau....

Nak celah sket...kat atas ada mention yg tuannya tak berupaya nak jaga si Meow ni...Masa dier bg pada pusat jagaan haiwan tu, takder rasa sedey ker...? isk...kalau aku mmg tak sanggup nk bagi Tabby Blacky tu kat org...sayang seh!!~

04.05.2012 → jANGaN duDoK atAS wALLet!!!~

Salam....huhuhuhu ternampak post ni kat notainfo blog...since beyonce mmg ada masalah belakang, and secara kebetulannya pulak mmg dier letak dompet kat blakang...so kalau duduk tu pepaham laa kan....


lately dier masuk sepital sebab sakit tulang blakang....abis buat fisioterapi, bile blakang dier dah selesa, dier akan jadi tak selesa kalau duduk atas dompet kat blakang...so, aku rasa benda ni mmg berkaitan...hehehehheh


so, let go thru this...and hope it will help all of us to reduce back pain...


p/s: len kali jgn dok sebok nganjing pompuan sebok guna beg tangan miahahahahha


cheers!~

Bahaya duduk atas dompet

Jangan duduk atas dompet anda. Memang sudah menjadi kebiasaan kita, terutamanya lelaki yang letak dompet dekat poket belakang dan duduk di atas dompet. Salah ke letak dompet dekat poket belakang dan duduk di atas dompet?

Lelaki yang suka meletakkan dompet di poket bahagian belakang (punggung) akan menyebabkan masalah pada tulang belakang, antaranya kaki menjadi pendek sebelah. Jadi, untuk memastikan tulang belakang anda terus sihat, maka gunakanlah poket di bahagian depan.Sepertimana anda tidak akan duduk di atas batu untuk tempoh masa yang panjang, anda juga tidak harus duduk di atas dompet anda. Sesiapa yang memandu lebih daripada setengah jam duduk di atas dompet, mereka berpotensi untuk mendapat sakit belakang.

Pada peringkat awal sakit itu tidak datang dan mungkin akan rasa bertahun kemudian. Sakitnya bermula di pinggang sehingga boleh dibawa ke kaki. Duduk di atas dompet untuk satu jangka masa yang lama, biasanya berlaku pada mereka yang bekerja di pejabat. Jadi, cuba bangun dan berjalan-jalan selama satu minit bagi merenggangkan tulang belakang. 

Read more: http://www.notainfo.com/2012/04/bahaya-duduk-atas-dompet.html#ixzz1trW6fdOD

04.05.2012 → pRof veRSuS stUDent

This post was touched me...deep inside me...that's why i believe i whud share it with you guys too.....


Professor : You are a Muslim, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.